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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
THIS IS POSSIBLY
THE BEST USE
OK LOKI’S BITCH FACE
I HAVE EVER SEEN
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Ouch.
YEAH SOMEHOW I THINK LOKI IS IN A BETTER POSITION TO JUDGE THAN YOU, THOR
ODIN IS NOT GOING TO WIN ANY “FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARDS” OKAY
NOT FOR A FUCK OF A LONG TIME
oh my god